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Wembley Stadium - 3:52 into the New Zealand V England match. No Score.
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If cheese could be condensed into the essence of humanity and applied in military terms, Stilton would easily make Regimental Sergeant Major; whilst Dairylea would be lucky to scrape Lance Corporal (Stinking Bishop would obviously become a Major General).
France is the only country in the world to use another word for cheese. Instead they say 'fromage'. Typical!
A nugget of pure cheese was recently discovered in a South African diamond mine. Said a Cartier spokesperson "we've never seen anything like it before". It is now in a glass case, under 24-hour CCTV surveillance in a secret location somewhere in Wigan
Before the discovery of penicillin, mouldy cheese was used as a cure-all. It was the "miracle drug" of pre-penicillin days, and would cure almost anything except for mouldy cheese poisoning, which was usually fatal.
The incomplete cut of the curved cheese knife, coupled with a deft twist of the wrist allows a diner to surreptitiously acquire up to 60g bonus cheese per sitting.
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