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All Facts The only man to have had his full name named after cheeses was Mr Camenbert Stilton Roule of Weston Super MareWhen the Red Sea was parted, it was not water but cheese and the more viscous nature of the cheese allowed the Israelites to cross before the "waters" closed in on the Egyptians.Food fascist Gillian McKeith says you are what you eat, so she must have once eaten a bitter, slouching scottish cow. She'd be much happier if she ate more cheese and spent less time looking at other people's poo.In December 2005, Mary the clark was walking through stowmarket asda where she met her cheese lover side kick bad boy boy nick the cheese catcher. they fell in love. and before long nick was melting his brevel cheese goodness on her brevel bread whole.When people talk of 'Holy Cheese', they don't mean cheese that has been blessed by the vicar and sprayed with holy water. They simply mean cheese with holes in it. However, blessed cheese has been proven to ward off evil spirits. Or garlic or something.
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