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Wembley Stadium - 3:52 into the New Zealand V England match. No Score.
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The Humber Bridge presently cost's £2.50 to cross, but the toll booths will accept any cheese over 100g... provided you are not a one eyed german who speaks with a lisp (but only on bank holidays) and have a cat made out of edam ( called gusset )
In December 2005, Mary the clark was walking through stowmarket asda where she met her cheese lover side kick bad boy boy nick the cheese catcher. they fell in love. and before long nick was melting his brevel cheese goodness on her brevel bread whole.
Californians are secretly pumping billions of gallons of Squeezy Cheese into the San Andreas fault. It has excellent seismic absorbing properties and they are hoping this will prevent another catastrophic earthquake devastating the region.
Scientists speculate that life could be based on an element other than carbon. Most probably silicon, being the lightest element with an electronic structure analogous to that of carbon. Ha ha I hear you say; but will silicon based life forms like cheese?
If cheese could be condensed into the essence of humanity and applied in military terms, Stilton would easily make Regimental Sergeant Major; whilst Dairylea would be lucky to scrape Lance Corporal (Stinking Bishop would obviously become a Major General).
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on 22nd December, 2010
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Famine by Edward Delaney R.H.A.